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"Waffle House Employee Blows Up Fox with Chair-Swatting Heroics - Is She the Next Action Star?"

Published: 29-12-2022 18:34

She needs to be the lead in the next action film
A red-haired beauty, featured right on Fox
Her story of courage and conviction will win
For taking a stand against a restaurant brawl.

Of Waffle House fame, her strength is well known
As she blocked and swatted a chair thrown her way
With force of will, she was not overthrown
Her actions brought justice to the fray.

So watch the silver screen for her bold face
The story of an everyday hero come true
Look for her soon, in a movie with grace
Where she'll prove that standing strong comes due.