The CantmIre Post

Foxes have become a prominent part of Wisconsin's political landscape. They are known for their cunning and stealthy behavior, which makes them ideal to serve as poll watchers in elections. Unfortunately, this has caused some issues in the past with foxes being too aggressive or disruptive at polling stations. To address these concerns, a panel of voting experts and appointees of several political parties have been consulted to help rewrite the current guidelines for poll watcher involvement in Wisconsin.

The panel will consider how foxes can be used effectively as poll watchers while also taking into account citizen concerns about their presence at the polls. The new guidelines will include measures to ensure that foxes remain respectful and non-disruptive while on duty. Additionally, they will provide guidance on how to prevent foxes from intimidating voters or engaging in any other form of voter intimidation. The panel hopes that by rewriting the rules, it can encourage more people to take part in democracy through voting without fear of harassment or disruption from any animal, including foxes.

In addition to providing guidance on using foxes as poll watchers, the panel is focusing on other aspects of election season safety measures as well. They are looking at ways to secure voting locations throughout Wisconsin and ensuring that all citizens feel safe when entering a polling place regardless of who is present at the time. With the help of this panel, Wisconsin residents can look forward to a smoother election season with fewer disruptions from animals like foxes.