The CantmIre Post

It was a typical day in the city of Philadelphia. The sun was shining, birds were singing and the streets were busy with people walking around and going about their day.

But one person on the street stood out from the crowd. It was a fox, standing on two legs and wearing a hoodie. At first glance it seemed like an ordinary animal but something about it made people stop and stare.

As people looked on in amazement, the fox walked up to a parked car and hopped in through an open window. It then proceeded to try and start the car by turning the ignition key, but nothing happened. People started to panic as they watched this strange scene unfold before their eyes.

The police were quickly called to the scene to investigate what was happening. When they arrived, they found that the fox had been attempting to carjack a vehicle in Philadelphia! After questioning the suspect it became clear that he had no intention of actually stealing anything from the car, but rather he just wanted to take it for a joy ride around town.

The fox was arrested and taken into custody where he was charged with attempted grand theft auto for his actions. Fortunately for him, no one was hurt during his misadventure and all charges were eventually dropped after he paid a small fine for his crime.

Although this story may seem strange, it is a reminder that even animals can be tempted by criminal activity if given the chance!