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"Mayor Fox Unleashed in NYC to Take Down Illicit Marijuana Dealers - What Does Wokeness Have to Do with It?"

Published: 23-12-2022 10:20

Foxes on the prowl,
On the move to find their next score.
Searching every nook and cranny,
Running far past the city's core.

The mayor has sent them out
To take care of weed dealers.
No more will they roam about,
Bringing a new era of healers.

They'll sniff out the stash,
And confiscate every last seed.
This will be done in a flash,
In this brave new weed city.

Foxes now have special duties,
To help keep the smoke away.
Their mission is to bring us peace,
So we can have a safer day.